January 2010
Since I know you won't read this!
I know you don’t read my tumblr…or I just don’t know cause there’s no viewing history here :| :)) Eitherway, I might as well say this (since I could not really say it straight when we’re talking)… you know who you are, and you know what to do.
You say you want a second chance? Prove me you’re worth it. :) I’d really love to have you back but you...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
=))))))))
huhuhu
thebaddestfemale:
cathology:
K, for one second I thought you and I could be together again. :( But I know that wouldnt be really possible ‘cause you guys seem like you’re gonna last forever, and you know I cant wait forever. :| :-j
Yes, gumaganon :P
bigla akong nasawi :| puta. hahahahaha hangover yan…naat
huhuhu
K, for one second I thought you and I could be together again. :( But I know that wouldnt be really possible ‘cause you guys seem like you’re gonna last forever, and you know I cant wait forever. :| :-j
A guy has a crush on a girl. He follows her...
Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you.
Boy: (Looks behind but finds no one) Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you wouldn’t look back.
missin' the party scene!
Ronelle’s Fashionable 18! had super fun last night, even if I know I got really really drunk :| :)) hehe sorry friends if I got wild and oh, thanks for making “bantay” and not letting me leave the room. HAHAHA
Abie, Yanna, Perdy, Tejads, Mackie, Dan and Bino, I owe you guys bigtime! :D Dan, i’ll give back your jacket real soon haha
I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN ;;)...
HAHAHAj
OHMYGAAAAH. I realized that Andal Ampatuan Jr. looks very much like Oompa Loompa! =))))) HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIIIT.
Don’t you agree with me?
